Now and then, while everything is going smoothly, and life is a nice simple world of hanging out in castles, exploring pipes and eating mushrooms, some grumpy turtle comes out of nowhere and messes everything up and kidnaps the princess you have a crush on. We hate that. Luckily, that turtle also leaves himself wide open to getting dunked in a giant vat of lava inside his own house. Who puts lava in their own house? Pretty ridiculous if you ask us, not that we're complaining or anything.
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